mini log ♡

03-17-25 10:12: botox is out, meningitis is in
01-30-25 12:55: playing polish scrabble after years of playing english scrabble is like a jellyfish gaining consciousness
4:28: increase of pseudo intellectuals speaking loudly near valentines day could be worst time of year
12-24-24 3:21: kpop boygroups be like were BHY89!o^990 and our youngest member is 11
07-20-24 9:11am: someone who orders their phone apps by color is NOT to be trusted
03-03-24 10:45am: i'd love for the boomers of flicker to stop editing their middle-florida house pictures to look like a rock music video from 1998
02-13-24 6:40pm: kiehls lotion looks and smells like glue- somehow that makes it more appetizing
02-03-24 11:23am: i'm just the pt barnum brick man at the end of the day
02-02-24 2:07pm: anna wintour will always be the number 1 white woman character design
01-19-24 2:01pm: if i had a child all i would ever want to do is watch my father teach them chess
01-15-24 10:55pm: smelled 10 different airwick scents and i feel like my stomach is going to come up
01-09-24 11:40am: bushcraft is not enough of a survival flex if you have a tarp or pots/pans
12-30-23 10am: "a ground crewman was ingested into an engine of the aircraft operating delta air lines flight 1111"
12-20-23 4:15pm: jazz trombone is probably more of an exercise than running
12-14-23 12:25am: inject the average male with the anxious attachment of an average woman and see how much faster they off themselves as a gender

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