mini log ♡

08-07-24 9:29pm: applications for a personal retainer to hit me over the head with a bat every hour so i dont touch ffxiv, Now Open!
07-20-24 9:11am: someone who orders their phone apps by color is NOT to be trusted
06-04-24 10:29pm: dinner? parodontax mouth wash. flavor? mint.
04-27-24 1:50pm: i do not feel attatched to womanhood but simultaneously feel internally itchy about being viewed as a boyish 17 y/o girl as a 21 y/o woman
04-11-24 8:13am: most men don't Like women
03-17-24 9:38am: when other kids were sharing their native languages, i was too embarassed to say polish.. so i panicked and said i know japanese- started slowly speaking aloud world is mine lol
03-15-24 8:34am: they think their unpeeled boiled eggs in a bowl is a vibe worth showing
03-03-24 10:45am: i'd love for the boomers of flicker to stop editing their middle-florida house pictures to look like a rock music video from 1998
03-03-24 10:53am: seeing women's faces from 1800s makes me feel pretty. i cannot be anything but a reflection of those before me.
02-13-24 6:40pm: kiehls lotion looks and smells like glue- somehow that makes it more appetizing
02-09-24 10:25am: you know it's bad when changing your clothes makes you feel productive
02-03-24 11:23am: i'm just the pt barnum brick man at the end of the day
02-02-24 2:07pm: anna wintour will always be the number 1 white woman character design irl
01-30-24 12:54pm: phlebotomist
01-19-24 2:01pm: if i had a child all i would ever want to do is watch my father teach them chess
01-15-24 10:55pm: smelled 10 different airwick scents and i feel like my stomach is going to come up
01-12-24 8:51am: miu miu is kinda dead culture
01-09-24 11:40am: bushcraft is not enough of a survival flex if you have a tarp or pots/pans
12-30-23 10am: "a ground crewman was ingested into an engine of the aircraft operating delta air lines flight 1111"
12-20-23 4:15pm: jazz trombone is probably more of an exercise than running
12-14-23 12:25am: inject the average male with the anxious attachment of an average woman and see how much faster they off themselves as a gender

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